DAMN PANDEMIC CHRISTMAS

The family party's on Zoom this year,
I really love them all but don't want them near.
I got my Christmas dino PJ pants
and no desire to get dressed more than that.

It's a damn pandemic Christmas,
Santa's leavin' present at the door.
I'll take it easy on my liver,
a promise that I broke every single year before.
It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor.

I'll spend NYE in underwear,
I won't brush my teeth or wash my hair.
I'll be brutally honest when I say
that all I want this year is a personal day.
Bah! Humbug!

It's a damn pandemic Christmas,
Santa's leavin' present at the door.
I'll take it easy on my liver,
a promise that I broke every single year before.
It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor.

Solo thing

It's a damn pandemic Christmas,
Santa's leavin' present at the door.
I'll take it easy on my liver,
a promise that I broke every single year before.

It's a damn pandemic Christmas,
Santa's leavin' present at the door.
I'll take it easy on my liver,
a promise that I broke every single year before.
​It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor.